Thursday, February 5, 2009

10 lines to insult

1. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

2. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

3. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!

4. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

6. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

7. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

8. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

9. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

10. Do you practice being so much irritating

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